Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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