So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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