My first STD was from a foam party
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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