You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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