oh fat girl friday strikes again...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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