Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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