My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
