Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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