Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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