I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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