I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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