hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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