its not stalking. its research.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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