Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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