Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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