Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Pants are for mortals
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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