I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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