D3 body, D1 cock
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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