Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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