We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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