Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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