Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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