White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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