he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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