either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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