Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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