im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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