Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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