The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
pop tarts are not kleenex
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
