Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I believe in your delicious
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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