what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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