...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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