Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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