Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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