Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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