HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Shame - the story of my life.
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