Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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