I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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