The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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