Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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