We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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