Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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