you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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