this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
they need to just BURY HIM!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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