Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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