come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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