Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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