Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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