Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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