I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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