Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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