One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I didn't notice because vodka
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
