But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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