i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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