Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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